deerington/deercountry Inbox - UN:A_Wesker013

”Greetings. You’ve reached the voice mail of Albert Wesker. I can’t come to the phone right now, as I’m either at work in the laboratory or chasing some Beast off my roof. At the sound of the tone, please leave your name and number and a suitably short message and I’ll return your call as soon as possible.

“However, if you’re Chris Redfield, stay on the line….”

LUMENWOOD BLOOD MINISTER BUSINESS INBOX | HUNTER INBOX

deerington deerlybeloved

deerlyBeloved: StpidSeksyWesker "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back. To. Me. Sadly, if he would stop relying on imperfect human DNA and inject himself with the Progenitor Virus, he could kill like me.

( Albert Wesker | 46 | male, of course | female and naive )

((OOC: Shamelessly inspired by This. Image by Capcom. ))